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| Johnny asks me who gonna be in our crew. I tell him to let me worry about the lieutenants, and he can round up some grunts. |
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| I check in with Carlos, who has recovered from his shanking. Anyone who takes a shank for me is a brother for life. |
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| Carlos, buddy, before we steal a car in the middle of an angry mob of hos, you gotta let a sista know about it. |
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| Come on people, it's just a car?! |
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| Okay, it is pretty swank doe. |
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| I know your time holding down the parking lot is valuable. What's I gotta do to convince you to come back? |
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| AGGGGGHHHHH! |
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| AGGGGGGHHHHH! I mean, Thank you. |
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| Yeah, dressing up like Samurai is kinda insensitive. |
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| Die, cultural appropriationer! |
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| Did I miss the hazing? |
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| Alright, everybody, listen up. Do you know what time it is? It's time to t--No, Lloyd, put your hand down, I'm speaking rhetorically. |
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| It's time to take back the city! |
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| Each of my hand-picked lieutenants will figure out how to infiltrate one of the three gangs who run things these days. |
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| Our time has come again! No! *sigh* Rhetorical, again, Lloyd. I don't mean the exact time is important. Will you take that stupid clock necklace off already??? |
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