Time to upgrade the look. OH YEAH! I get a cap that says FUZZ on it just so's everyone knows I'm a fan of the law and not a fugitive from justice. |
Second priority after clothes is beer. |
Someone interrupts my quality TV time. |
He must want a bottle upside the head. (Not pictured: bottle upside the head.) |
Meanwhile across town, Judge Judy here is convicting my homeboy of 300 counts of murder. |
I decide to speak now and never hold my peace. |
Scuze me buddy, lemme help you with your door. |
I'm sure we've all made this face when holding cops at gunpoint from time to time. |
Hey, Johnny, ol' buddy! 300 counts of murder, eh? Pshaw! Who hasn't from time to time? |
We'll be out of your hair momentarily, ma'am. |
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